dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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