will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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