Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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