I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
