Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
either way he was missing a nipple.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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