just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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