okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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