We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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