saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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