What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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