Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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