we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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