Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How drunk are you?
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