eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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