You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
