I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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