I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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