"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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