so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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