So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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