You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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