Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Your penis caused this!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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