her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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