I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you never un-have a 4some
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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