Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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