There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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