ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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