then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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