new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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