Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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