Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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