Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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