you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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