yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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