he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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