That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No subtext here. People are naked.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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