so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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