D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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