So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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