You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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