Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
