No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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