Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This baby is an asshole
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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