To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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