My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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