pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think people are normalizing furries
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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