I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
