Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
