I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We left the knife in your bed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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