He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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