He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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