She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Randomize
