I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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